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i’m so sad that the north doesn’t have any sort of musical tradition… it makes no sense that they dont have their own music and i bet they could have saved old languages that way too smh. their music would be so cool

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theubergrump:

juicemcelroy:

I’ve noticed on some tags of this post that you guys wanted the hear the audio, so here it is! 

Transcription:

  1. “and I’m the baby Griffin.”
  2. “And I’m Griffin, and I’m a child.”
  3. “I’m Naruto.”
  4. Griffin: [sneezes] “Sorry guys, I think I’m just coming down with a touch of basketball feverrrrr”
    Justin: “You have to say your name.”
    Griffin: “Griffin McElroy, I have basketball fever.”
  5. Griffin: “And I’m Griffin McElroy. I am playing Minecraft. Right now.”
    Justin: “Right this second.”
    Griffin: “While we record the show.”
  6. “I’m Hank “The Spank Tank” Jankerson“
  7. “I’m your sweet baby Jesus brother, Griffin McElroy.”
  8. “I’m your sweet baby, Griffin.”
  9. “I’m Travis.”
  10. “Uh, I’m Griffin McElroy, and, yeah, I’m just gonna, I don’t have shit to do.”
  11. Griffin: [makes obnoxious dolphin noises]
    Justin: “why. why”
    Griffin: [continued dolphin noises]
    Travis: “why are you doing that”
    Justin: “how could this…”
    Griffin: “It’s my- it’s how I commune. It’s how I commune with my dolphin brethren.”
  12. Griffin, in a spooky voice: “And I’m the baby New Year-”
    Justin: “Welcome, Baby New Year!”
    Griffin” -ghost, I’m the ghost of Baby New Year.”
  13. “I’m your babiest brother Griffin FUCKING McElroy.”
  14. “And I’m Griffin McElroy, the Emperor of Piss.”
    [laughter]
  15. “I’m your sweet baby brother Griffin McElroy and look at how sticky my hands are! Gonna put ‘em right in your pockets and get all that sweet change out.”
  16. “I’m your oldest brother, Justin McElroy- no wait”
  17. “I’m Justin McElroy Junior.”
  18. “I’m your sweet-ASS brother Griffin McElroy.”
  19. “And I’m Griffin. Guys, what the fuck even is goin’ on anymore?”
  20. Justin: “And what’s your name, little one?”
    Griffin: “It’s- I think its Ghoul Rat Fin Mummy Rat.“
  21. Griffin, in a shaky voice: “And I’m Pimbles, the- [laughing] and I’m Pimbles, the bread man.”
  22. Griffin: “Griffin Tyler McElroy, boys, what’s that-”
    Travis: “wait, hold on”
  23. Griffin: “I’m your sweet baby brother, Tyler Tyler Tyler.”
  24. “And I am the valeDICKtorian. You don’t get my name.”