argumate:

thefutureoneandall:

alkthash:

argumate:

feels like if I was a Terry Pratchett character I’d be one of the ones with the weird speech mannerisms who moves jerkily like a puppet on elastic strings

We like to think we are Weatherwaxes or Vimeses, when really we are mostly Nobbys or Magrats.

It’s a testament to Pratchett that almost no one thinks they’re Vetinari. Sure, we think highly of ourselves, but some ideas are just ridiculous.

even in his books, the people that think they are Vetinari are ridiculous; we don’t even know how Vetinari feels about being Vetinari.